You say you like a new girl, so why are you texting your ex at 1 in the morning?
Never make a man tell you he doesn’t want you more than once
—A tv judge but I can’t remember who
How I imagine it went down
- C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
- J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
- Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
- Tolkien: ...
- Lewis: Who am I?
- Tolkien: A tree
- Lewis: ............
- Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree